When Rain Fall for Goat: Naija Bounce-Back Strategies That Never Fail

Mohameen Moshood
Mohameen Moshood
Survival Strategist | Documenting Naija bounce-back systems | Creator of No-Be-Small-Ting Framework
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"When rain fall for goat, e go still shake body"
- Naija Survival Proverb

Street Science: Tough times don't last, but tough people do. 3 ways Nigerians weather storms:

1. "The Pure Water Seller's Flood Strategy"

How Mama Nkechi profits during rainy season floods:

  • Pivot 1: Sells umbrellas at 300% markup when roads flood
  • Pivot 2: Partners with canoe operators for "water deliveries"
  • Mindset: "Water no be enemy, na opportunity with wet skin"

2. "The Cybercafé Comeback Playbook"

How Mr. Chijioke survived smartphone extinction:

  • Phase 1: Added printing services (NIN forms, CVs)
  • Phase 2: Became a "JAMB form filling center"
  • Phase 3: Now trains old people on WhatsApp

Lagos Fact: 74% of businesses that survived COVID-19 had 3+ income streams (Lagos Chamber of Commerce 2023).

3. "The 'Shine Your Eye' Early Warning System"

How market women spot trouble before it comes:

  • Signal 1: When area boys start measuring shops
  • Signal 2: When "customers" ask too many questions
  • Defense: Keep "mobile capital" (easily movable goods)

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